Adrian Monk Quote #2393
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
Adrian Monk: Where is "picture go regular"?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Well, I might have missed something.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I'm talking about your friend Samuel. What are you doing getting his hopes up like that? You and I both know the odds against solving a two-week-old hit-and-run with virtually no evidence. Monk, it's 1,000 to 1, probably worse. Now this case, Maria Fuentes, the murdered housekeeper, this case... This case is fresh. It's piping hot. It's solvable if we act fast. Now, Randy and I are going back to the house. We gonna walk the property talk to the neighbors.
Adrian Monk: I can't help you. I'm sorry. I'm working with Samuel.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're working with Samuel?
Adrian Monk: He lost his wife, Leland. They ran Trudy over and just kept on driving.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You mean Ansara. Trudy was your wife.
‘Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man’ Quotes
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Adrian Monk: Okay, this is how we do our laundry in America. These are your whites.
Samuel Waingaya: My whites, excellent.
Adrian Monk: Your off-whites. Your off-off-white. These are the primary colors: red, yellow, green, blue, and that's indigo. Left socks, right socks. I've labeled them for you.
Samuel Waingaya: But in Nigeria, we just wash all of our socks together.
Adrian Monk: Well, I don't like to judge people, but that's wrong.
Samuel Waingaya: So you mean you separate everything? But how much is that going to cost?
Adrian Monk: Uh, $200.
Samuel Waingaya: But I've been watching the Friends on TV for years. This is not how they do it.
Adrian Monk: What friends?
Samuel Waingaya: You know, the TV show Friends. Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston...
Adrian Monk: Yeah, we don't get the African TV here.
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Adrian Monk: Whoa, whoa,whoa. What, what, what, what is this? What are you doing?
Samuel Waingaya: [smoking cigarette] I'm so sorry. It's so rude of me. Please, would you like one?
Adrian Monk: No, no, no thank you. But do you- Do you have to-
Samuel Waingaya: It calms my nerves. You did say for me to make myself at home. Did I misunderstand?
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute. Hold on. Here. Breathe it into this. Okay? See? There you go. And there you are.
Samuel Waingaya: I love it. It's ingenious. What do you call it?
Adrian Monk: A smoking bag.
Samuel Waingaya: I've never heard of such a thing. Is it new?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it's brand-new.
Samuel Waingaya: This would be very popular in Nigeria.
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Adrian Monk: It's coming from outside. I knew it. It's a hippie. It's incense. He's burning incense down there. By the way, that's a perfect name for that stuff because that's how people react to it. They get incensed. Get it? Incense, incensed. You add the "D". Forget it. [opens window] Hey, you can't sell that stuff without a permit.
Samuel Waingaya: I am not selling anything.
Adrian Monk: Of course you're not. Nobody wants to buy that junk. Find another street. Good-bye. Peace and love, and Woodstock.
Samuel Waingaya: Woodstock?
Adrian Monk: You heard me!