Kevin Dorfman Quote #30
Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk and the Magician
Karl Torini: Kevin, I'm very busy here.
Kevin Dorfman: I realize that. Little problem. I've been looking at your receipts from your last world tour. Let me show you this. These are your airline receipts. Your equipment, according to these, weighed more on the way back than on the way there.
Karl Torini: Really?
Kevin Dorfman: Yeah. I checked the records. Same thing happened last year and the year before that. The airlines are ripping you off. I say we get a lawyer, and I say we use the S.O.B.s. You and me. Let's get 'em.
Karl Torini: Yes! Well... Good work, Kevin, as always.
Kevin Dorfman: Thank you.
Karl Torini: Here's what we're gonna do. Close the book. Go ahead, close it. All right. I want you to forget about it. Put it out of your mind. We'll take care of this next week.
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Kevin Dorfman: [on video] Hello, my name is Kevin Dorfman, and this is what they call a video will. Um, which means, sadly, if you're watching this, I am deceased. Unless you're me, and I am watching it to see how I look. Or I might have put it in the wrong case and lent it to you by accident. That's also a possibility. Or maybe you're Phil, the technician at the production company who's editing this video. Or Phil is sick, possibly, and you're his assistant Craig. No, not Craig. Greg. I remember now. Craig left two years ago.
Natalie: Should I fast-forward?
Adrian Monk: No, let it play.
Kevin Dorfman: Greg, I'm sorry for screwing up your name like that. Craig went back to school to get his real estate license. No, it wasn't real estate. But it was a license. What other licenses are there? Is it licenses, or licensees?
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Lou Dorfman: He was the nicest kid I ever knew. I mean, last summer after the hurricane, he came over and cleaned out all my gutters. Except for the garage. But we didn't have gutters in the garage. We have them now. [chuckles] We didn't have them then. I put them in three weeks ago. Yeah, actually, I had to redo the whole roof.
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Sheila Dorfman: We had a little tradition. He would call me every Sunday and tell me all about his week. We never missed a Sunday. I think that's what I'm gonna miss most of all. Our Sunday night chats.
Adrian Monk: Yes, ma'am.
Natalie: He was very special.
Sheila Dorfman: Wait! I tell a lie. We did miss one Sunday, 12 1/2 years ago. That was the summer I traveled to Italy with my Mahjong group.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Sheila Dorfman: But we made up for it when I got back. We spoke twice that week, Friday and Sunday.
Adrian Monk: Imagine that.
Natalie: That's great.
Sheila Dorfman: Oh, then there was the time my telephone service was interrupted. No, wait. That was a Tuesday. So that really would not have affected our...
Natalie: I'm sorry. I just remembered. I'm thirsty.
Sheila Dorfman: You forgot you were thirsty?
Natalie: Oh, I've just been so busy. So nice to meet you.
Adrian Monk: So it's hereditary?
Natalie: Apparently, it's a dominant trait. You know what, I really am thirsty.