Quote from Dr. Bell in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
Dr. Bell: So, uh, you want me to put this up? Adrian Monk: Maybe in the waiting room. Dr. Bell: I think it might upset some of my patients. A lot of them are paranoid enough. Adrian Monk: Well, what if I write "She's probably okay" on the bottom? Dr. Bell: Maybe. Adrian Monk: And by "maybe," you mean... Dr. Bell: I mean "no." Adrian Monk: Yeah. Dr. Bell: I'm sorry.