Captain Stottlemeyer: Hang on. Oh, my goodness. Monk, there are two tickets here.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who you gonna take?
Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, can I talk to you for one second?
Adrian Monk: Don't worry I'm not gonna charge you for the ticket.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Here you go.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you should take the captain. He really wants to go. It'll be fun, you and Leland at the big game, hangin' out, couple of guys. You'll have some male bonding time.
Adrian Monk: I think I'd be more comfortable having male bonding time with you.
Natalie: No.
Adrian Monk: He's gonna want to go in the locker room.