Adrian Monk: How did this happen? How do you talk me into these things?
Natalie: Because it's the right thing to do.
Adrian Monk: Have you read this? Look, there are witnesses. There's DNA evidence. Natalie, he did it. There's no doubt about it.
Natalie: Well, it doesn't hurt to meet him.
Adrian Monk: If I go back to Maria and tell her that her son is guilty, she'll completely fall apart which will be worse because I am down to 5 shirts.