Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Other Detective
Uniformed Cop #2: Sir, you can't park there. Marty Eels: It's all right. It's okay. I'm a detective. I'm a detective. One second. Here we go. Here we, um, hold that. I got it. I usually keep it right...Oh, I got it. Here we go. Marty Eels, private investigator. I'm here to save your butts. Captain! Captain Stottlemeyer! Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, hell. Lieutenant Disher: Who's that? Captain Stottlemeyer: Marty Eels. He's a private investigator. Nickel and dime stuff. Divorces, insurance fraud. He's a professional pain in the ass.