Natalie: Okay, there was a hit-and-run two weeks ago on Pine street. Did you hear anything about it?
Samuel Waingaya: It was on the 17th, a Tuesday night. Please try to remember.
Adrian Monk: Were you guys here that night around 8:15?
First Slacker: Probably.
Adrian Monk: Do you remember seeing a van with a broken headlight? He was going that way. He must have been doing about 80.
First Slacker: Wait, yeah, yeah. Dude, they won't let us use the bathroom here, right? So I had to cross the street and use the one at that diner. And some dude in a van almost hit me. Do you remember this?
Second Slacker: There's a bathroom at that diner?
First Slacker: I will never forget it, even if I live to be, like, as old as you, man. Thirty seconds later, same guy, same van, flips a U-ey, almost hits me again.
Samuel Waingaya: Did you see his face? Did you see the driver?
First Slacker: Nah, he was, like, hunched over like he was on his cell phone or something.
Adrian Monk: Cell phone. He was headed into the tunnel. That's why he turned around. He didn't want the call to be interrupted.