Captain Stottlemeyer: There you are. Pretty sweet?
Adrian Monk: Who are all these people, and where are their parents?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, it's a tailgate party, Monk. People get here early, and they start to party and they get all pumped up for the game.
Adrian Monk: But they're they're not actually playing in the game.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. The trick is not to think about it. You just gotta turn your mind off. You do have an off switch, right?
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, here. You can borrow mine. Beer. Nature's off switch.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks. I think I'll pass.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey! Look at this guy. Pace yourself, buddy. It isn't even kickoff yet!
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Get a job. Hippie.