Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk. Natalie. Thanks for getting here so fast.
Adrian Monk: This is not an appliance store.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know.
Adrian Monk: You said it was an appliance store.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry, I lied. But if I'd told you it was a junkyard, it would've taken me 5 hours to get you down here.
Adrian Monk: This is a junkyard.
Natalie: Well, wait, so you lied to us?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry. This is a big case. It just went down. About 20 minutes ago. We've got a fresh crime scene for once. I wanted him here right away.
Natalie: I can't believe you lied to us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, I said I'm sorry. I think twice. How many times do I need to apologize?
Adrian Monk: 6.
Natalie: 6.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sorry, sorry, sorry. Can we do this?