Cameron Quote #367
Quote from Cameron in Egg Drop
Cameron: Okay, this is not really about the scones.
Mitchell: Oh, really? You didn't need help carrying six scones?
Cameron: No, this is about your need to correct everyone's every little mistake.
Mitchell: I am sorry. I thought that she could use a basic biology lesson.
Cameron: Well, let me give you a basic biology lesson: You and I can't make a baby. So if she points to a lamp and calls it "Uncle George," what are you gonna say?
Mitchell: "Pleased to meet you, Uncle George."
Cameron: Very good. Now let's get out there, smile, nod, and get ourselves a baby.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Egg Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
[asides to camera, separately:]
Phil: Claire and Jay are incredibly competitive.
Gloria: Tennis games, card games, everything. Who knows why?
Mitchell: Claire is the son that my dad never had. I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. I did once, but he did not attend.
Quote from Haley
Luke: Ugh! I wouldn't have to do any of this if Alex would just let me use hers from when she took the class.
Alex: Never. That design is my intellectual property. I think it has applications for unmanned space flight.
Haley: Keep talking like that and you'll go through life unmanned.
Quote from Jay
Claire: You know, this is your fault.
Jay: What?
Claire: The way we compete with each other it's sick. It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.
Jay: How do you figure that?
Claire: Dad! You pushed me into sports. You never let me win. You know, that stuff, it does something to a girl.
Jay: For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.