Haley Quote #554
Quote from Haley in Finale Part 1
Alex: Arvin wants to meet before I sign the contract, for some reason.
Haley: Ooh. I bet I know the reason why. 'Cause he wants to get with you.
Alex: No, he does not. He's about to be my boss.
Haley: Which is why he wants to talk before you sign. Nowadays, you get in trouble for dating at work unless it's a pre-existing relationship. I know this because I had to go to an HR thing thanks to some smoking-hot janitor who can't take a compliment. [scoffs]
Alex: Married mother of two, and you are insane.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finale Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Ta-da! [all gasp] He's an old-time barkeep. Now, check it out. He's a big guy, like Cam, and he's got red hair, like you!
Mitchell: Dad! This is exactly what we needed... a little whimsy! I love it!
Gloria: No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. [all speak supportively]
Jay: We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him for the 4th of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving.
Mitchell: Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride.
Jay: Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly.
Mitchell: So, does this, uh, big fella have a name?
Jay: Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: How are you feeling?
Jay: Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. Plus, they got the new kid. Poor guy's gonna grow up with those Missouri closets, thinking that's normal.
Quote from Ronaldo
Ronaldo: Mitchell! I love this house! Do you love it? Say you love it.
Mitchell: I do. I love it. I love the flow. I love the lights. I love the location. There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement.
Ronaldo: [gasps] So fun! The last time I had a hot Mike in my basement... You know what? I'm gonna wait till there are more people here.
Mitchell: Oh, oh, the baby's awake. Do... Do you want to meet him?
Ronaldo: I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. We never heard.