Quote from Haley in Can't Elope
Phil: I'm ordained. I can perform the ceremony. Claire: That is such a great idea! That way, it's easy and intimate. I mean, that's what you wanted, right? So, go down to the courthouse, get your marriage license, come back here, and we'll all be waiting. Haley: Fine. But let's go now. I'm starving, and they make a great soft pretzel at the courthouse snack shop. Claire: How do you know that? Haley: I can still elope. Phil: Don't you ruin this for me.