Jay: Gloria. I have something to say.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: My approach cost me a phone and a second visit from the plumber, so I decided to try Jerry's advice and give Gloria a heartfelt, sincere apology. How hard could that be to fake?
[back:]
Jay: I was wrong to chase off your cousins. I'm sorry that I didn't take your feelings into consideration. You deserve to be respected. What I should've said was I love you, so I love your family. Please forgive me for my rude behavior.