Jay: You're home again? You're in college. You can't come back every weekend!
Manny: So no hug?
Jay: I love you, but you're not making the most of your college experience by being here all the time. My father dropped me off my freshman year, and I didn't see him again till the spring. You want to know why?
Manny: I don't know. Something about dames and fistfights?
Jay: Exactly. Too busy making friends, chasing skirts, and things of that nature.