Mitchell: Cam, I feel terrible that you got hit with an egg, but you're ruining the night for Lily. Do you have to nurse every single grudge?
Cameron: I don't do that.
Mitchell: Are you kidding me? You have more archenemies than the actual Batman. How about that sales lady who helped you with the scarf?
Cameron: She implied my neck was the problem.
Mitchell: The Spanish teacher you've been working with?
Cameron: He calls me "locos frijoles" like I don't know what that means. It's "crazy beans," right?
Mitchell: Yes, it is. Oh, and don't forget about Andrew from your old choir.
Cameron: He stole my piano key scarf, which is why I had to go into the stupid scarf store to begin with!