Jay: Honey, don't worry. You're better parents than Dede and I ever were, and you turned out all right.
Claire: Thanks, Dad.
Gloria: But what do we do now?
Claire: Are we just supposed to let these kids off the hook because we were as bad as they are?
Jay: No. We'll be hypocrites. Like all parents! Luke! Manny! Get your asses in here! Also, am I the only one that sees that these two idiots are high as kites?