Quote from Jay in The Cover-Up
Earl: All right, what what if I said, "I miss milkmen"? Jay: Who doesn't miss milkmen? The glass bottle, little bow tie. What am I, an idiot? I don't miss milkmen? Earl: Okay, well, then you think of something! Jay: I'm not the one auditioning. Earl: Okay. Here's something that represents my unique brand of thinking. When I fly, I like luggage fees. Jay: Me too. Why should us carry-on folk have to foot the bill for those morons who don't know how to pack?! Earl: Three weeks, I went from Edinburgh to Warsaw on two pairs of pants and a tam-o'-shanter. Jay: I'm falling asleep. Earl: I love naps! Jay: Who doesn't? This is ridiculous!