Gloria: You're gonna have to take my place working at Joe's school.
Jay: I can't do that. I have a job.
Gloria: Have Claire cover for you. She knows how to yell at people and read the newspaper.
Jay: What the hell's wrong with that school? Aren't we paying them so we don't have to take care of our kid?
Gloria: That's not the way it works at The Learning Barn. You know that they want the parents to be involved so that they can bond with the kids.
Jay: What's wrong with schools today? I'm successful, and I had a nun with a mustache.