Haley: What is his deal?
Gloria: I took his pacifier hours ago, and he's still crying. He's being such a baby.
Haley: Maybe he's not ready to give them up.
Gloria: No, I promised my mother that he wouldn't use it anymore. Her uncle used it until he was four, and now he's in jail.
Haley: I feel like a lot of your family stories end that way. I'm gonna put on a bathing suit.