Luke: Oh, my God. Check it out. Rose got your breakup text and wrote back. She mad.
Alex: What? Give me that. "Thanks for the dumbest breakup text ever. Don't call a girl awesome, then break up with her. If I'm so great, why'd you dump me? Get over yourself, you insensitive troll"?
Haley: What is her problem? She can't talk to you like that.
Luke: [chuckles] She's not. She's talking to you.
Alex: I can't believe I ever liked this girl. Our text was compassionate and respectful. There was nothing dumb about it.
Haley: A million percent.
Alex: What are you doing?
Haley: Oh. This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.