Jay: Just keep your granddaughter out of my house. For all I know, you sent her over there to spy on me!
Earl: Sophie? What is she doing at your house?
Jay: Dating my kid.
Earl: Mitchell? He's got to be 40 years old. And don't you know that- Oh, I get to do this. Mitchell is gay.
Jay: Shut up. My stepson, Manny.
Earl: She's dating one of you? My little, sweet Sophie?
Jay: That's right. My boy's dating her. He's dating her real good.
Earl: Well, I'm gonna put an end to it.
Jay: Great idea, Earl. 'Cause girls love take advice from their grandfathers about boys.
Earl: I banged your ex-wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I do owe you an apology.