Claire: Were you drinking?
Haley: Mom, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say "No," and we both know that that's not true. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?
Claire: No, young lady, we are not.
Haley: Then I wasn't drinking.
Dylan: [popping up on the couch] Me neither, Mrs. D.
Claire: Dear God. Tell me he did not spend the night here.
Haley: Mom, do we really have to do this?