Cameron: You have no idea.
Jay: I can't even remember my own anniversary, Cam. How would I have remembered having had wine with my son's boyfriend?
Cameron: No, I do this. This is my fault. I- I attach too much meaning to things. I mean, we watched our first football game together five years ago, and I feel the need to save the cork from the bottle of wine you served. I mean, who does that? It's not your only gift, by the way. There's a duplicate bottle in that box right over there which I had engraved with the date and the final score, because I have a problem. I feel too much.