Gloria: You're still going golfing? God sent you a sign, Jay.
Jay: What, the earthquake? You gotta be kidding me.
Gloria: You say that you're never going to church again, and the ground shakes with a vengeance.
Jay: I'll prove it to you. God, if you have a problem with me golfing-
Gloria: Shh.
Jay: Send me a sign. I mean, throw in a little lightning. Put on a show.
Gloria: Don't talk to God like that!
Jay: Now, trust me if God had a problem with me, he would let me know without shaking the whole city. He would be a little more specific.