Mitchell: What happened to the other Santa? Listen, we've been waiting in this line for a really long time, and we just want a Santa that actually looks like Santa.
Cameron: Mitchell, it's okay.
Mitchell: No, no, no. Cam, it's not okay. This is Lily's first Christmas. I want to make sure everything is perfect. And we're gonna wait for the fat Santa. All right?
Elf: I knew this would happen. I-I don't even know why we hired this guy.
Mitchell: See? Even his elves agree with me. Thank you.
Cameron: I didn't know Christmas made you so petty.
Carolers: We wish you a merry Christmas- We wish you a merry Christmas-
Cameron: [coughing] Lackluster!
Carolers: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year Good tidings we bring
Cameron: I hate you!