Reese: You're only going to take off a quarter-inch on the sides, leave the top and just clean up the back.
Lois: Reese, I've done this a million times.
Dewey: [rips shirt] Mom, look. I just ripped my brand-new shirt sneaking into the reservoir - that place you clearly ordered me never to go. I don't know why I do these things that are so infuriating to you, but the funny thing is, I don't even care.
Lois: Damn it, Dewey, go to your room! [shouts] Let's get this over with!
Reese: No, Mom! Count to ten! Count to ten!