[flashback:]
Young Lois: Someone's gonna lean against that and get it stuck to their clothes, but do you care? No, because you're nothing but a self-absorbed, inconsiderate slob. I'm sorry.
Jason: Wow. I love how you're so passionate about ecology and stuff.
Young Lois: Really?
Jason: Yeah. It's cool.
Lois: [v.o.] I could hardly breathe. I knew he was going to kiss me.
[fantasy:]
Reese: You are so hot.
Young Lois: So are you.
[present:]
Lois: Reese! I thought I told you to take out the... What are you doing with my old diary?
[fantasy: Reese leans into kiss his mother]
Reese: [screams]