Lois: [v.o.] October 17. I kept my mouth shut around Jason for a whole week, and he asked me out. I will never go back to the old me.
Reese: No!
Hal: Something wrong?
Reese: Do you think it's right to totally change who you are and turn your back on everything you believe in just to impress a hot guy?
Hal: Burt Reynolds hot or Sting hot?
Reese: Forget it.