Ida: I'm sure the paramedics will come get you very soon, and before they do, there's something I want you to know. Your father had a second family.
Lois: What?!
Ida: This slutty cocktail waitress in Manitoba. She was nothing but a pig, and the children that came out of her...
Lois: Why are you telling me this now?
Ida: In case you die, I don't want you thinking of him as a decent man. But don't tell your sister. Let her stew in her own ignorance. I only tell this to my favorite.