Lois: Whatever happened to the silver tea set?
Hal: The boys pounded it into a suit of armor.
Lois: Wedding china, antique stemware, hand-blown crystal butterflies. Why did we even buy those? Hal, we have fewer assets today than we did ten years ago. We can't be this broke. We just can't be. Where are the bank statements?
Hal: Right here. Checks and everything, but you are not going to find anything helpful. By the way, I would like it noted that I tried to avoid this whole evening because I knew this would happen. Maybe in the future, you'll trust my judgment.
Lois: You spent $300 on sequins?