Reese: Awesome dinner, Mom! Those are the best fish sticks I've ever had! Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
Lois: The microwave.
Reese: But for the perfect amount of time. Well, I'd better clear my plate and get started my homework.
Malcolm: [to camera] At first, I thought he was sick, but tomorrow he's old enough to get his learner's permit. He's on his best behavior until after he passes the test.
Reese: Can I get anyone a nice cup of peppermint tea? Helps digestion.
Malcolm: [to camera] Mom and Dad have been looking for any excuse to ground him, but he hasn't screwed up once in, like, three weeks. It's actually getting kinda boring.
[Reese screams as Dewey stabs his leg with a fork. As Reese goes to punch Dewey, Hal and Lois turn around. Reese instead strokes his brother's hair.]
Dewey: Didn't think so.