Dabney: Hey, Malcolm, isn't this great?
Malcolm: I wouldn't know.
Dabney: Come on, we get to hang out in the gym... without worrying about dodgeballs, or getting pantsed.
Lloyd: It's a dream come true. We actually get to live in the school.
Dabney: Check this out! It's the key to the girls' locker room.
Lloyd: We were actually standing where girls take showers... naked. Or so I'm told.