Reese: The first thing I'm gonna do is go down to Principal Littledove's house and cut donuts on his front lawn.
Malcolm: Okay, why don't you take it tomorrow and Wednesday and I'll take it on...
Reese: Excuse me?
Malcolm: What?
Reese: What are you doing?
Malcolm: Nothing, I'm just making up a schedule.
Reese: Why do you get to make up the schedule?
Malcolm: What's the problem? I'm giving you the first day.
Reese: So what? You're not the boss of everyone.