Malcolm: [to camera] You know, I'm not feeling that good. I could give Dad some of mine, but that's not really in the true spirit of Bacon Day. [to Lois] Mom, my stomach hurts.
Reese: So does mine.
Malcolm: I'm not kidding, it's really sore.
Reese: Ow! It hurts!
Malcolm: Shut up, Reese. Mom...
Reese: I see spots! Mommy!
Lois: All right, that's enough. I don't care what test you didn't study for or what assignment you didn't do, you're going to school.
Hal: You know, now that you mention it...
Lois: Everybody's going.