Reese: There. I've just got to remember third, fourth and ninth leaves and every other tomato.
Dewey: I don't understand wou can't just eat vegetarian for one meal.
Reese: You know I get my headaches if I go too long without meat.
Dewey: And you don't see lying to Carrie as a problem?
Reese: Come on, Dewey, tell me how this is any different than her wearing makeup? It's not about me it's about her fantasy of me. And I owe it to her to live up to that fantasy. Now hand me that stapler. [staples bacon to inside of baseball cap]