Quote from Lois in Clip Show 2
Lois: You can't blame the way Francis is on me. Hal: You- You honestly don't see your part in all of this? Parents' weekend at the military school. You two got into a sword fight. You dragged him off the field in the middle of a tee-ball game because you thought he gave you a look. His first words were, "You shut up." Lois, you two have been at each other's throats since the day he was born. Lois: He started it. Hal: What? Lois: Nothing. Hal: No, no. You said he started it. What does that mean? Lois: Just leave me alone. Hal: How the hell can a baby start anything? Lois: I don't know, Hal. It's just, everything started so badly right after he was born. Hal: What, the staph infection? What does that have to do with anything? Lois: I was stuck in a hospital without my baby. Completely isolated. For six weeks, all I could do was lie there and-and worry about him and think about how much he needed me to nurse him and to and to hold him. And when they finally let me out, I run home as fast as I can to take care of poor little Francis, and when I get there, I discover he's happy. He couldn't have cared less I was gone all that time. You were taking care of him. He was happy as a clam. I was just an intrusion. Hal: Honey, I had no idea... Lois: I know it's wrong and I know it's creepy and I can't help it. I'm the worst mother of all time.