Quote from Hal in Funeral
Hal: Hi, honey. I finally found my joke cards. They were behind the water heater. Lois: Really? Hal: Hey, how's this? "A priest, a rabbi and Uncle Fred are..." Now, Aunt Helen. "...are playing golf with Saint Peter." Lois: Hal, please. Hal: Have you seen my pun file? It's in a box marked "laughter thoughts." Laughter thoughts?