Jeanie: Let's review the evening. What time do you pick me up?
Reese: I ring your doorbell at 6:00. I'm prompt because it's a sign of respect.
Jeanie: And when you get to my house...
Reese: I know. No throwing eggs at the door. Also a sign of respect.
Jeanie: And when we're at the dance, and it's time to say something nice, what do you say?
Reese: I don't know, "Thanks for shaving?"
Jeanie: [sprays Reese] We went over this!
Reese: Right, right, right. Um... "Every time I look at you you somehow become more beautiful."
Pedicurist: His teeth are done.
Jeanie: [pulls out teeth-whitening tray] They're not white enough. Don't you people realize that we're running out of time here? Look at this. He's not even close. I want his face flawless, his hair shorter and shinier. He's an illiterate thug. I don't think it's too much to ask that he looks perfect!
Reese: You heard the lady. Make me glow.