Jeanie: What are you doing prom night?
Reese: That's a Saturday. I'll be throwing shopping carts into the reservoir.
Jeanie: My name is Jeanie. For the past four years, I've been super-focused on keeping a perfect GPA. But now that I've got my acceptance letter from Brown, I feel like I've got some time to experience high school social life. So I want you to take me to the prom.
Reese: Yeah, that sounds like a fun night, except the next morning I wake up like an idiot with no shopping carts in the reservoir.
Jeanie: I'll pay you $200.
Reese: Two hundred dollars?! Just to go out on a date? And the career counselor said I should be a mechanic. I can't wait to throw this in his face.
Jeanie: Yeah. You're basically a tear down, but I think I can get you ready. Meet me here tomorrow at 3:00.
Reese: How sweet is this?