Dewey: Okay, now say something nice to him. [Reese is silent] Like how you feel about him, but only good stuff.
Reese: I don't know. He's not that bad.
Dewey: Good. Now tell him that.
Reese: You're not horrible like the rest of those buttmunches.
Dewey: There you go. Now pat him on the shoulder. It's like a slap, but slower.