Quote from Ida in Bride of Ida
Ida: And once you are a man, you shall get this. Reese: The whole plate of potatoes? Ida: You will take Raduca for your bride. Reese: You mean... Like I marry her? Now? Ida: That is why I brought Raduca to this country. Malcolm: You brought her here six months ago. She's been working as your slave. Ida: I should get something for my trouble. Malcolm: Grandma, you can't take two teenagers who've never met each other and force them into some sham marriage. That's not the way things work in civilized countries. Reese: If I get a wife, does that mean I get to have sex? Ida: So much sex you won't believe it. [Raduca nods] Reese: I'm in.