Quote from Reese in Army Buddy
Malcolm: How long have you been here? Reese: Since last night. To be honest, I'm a little hurt that no one seemed to miss me. Malcolm: Is this about Abby? Reese: You were right, Malcolm. She wants me bad. This is a disaster. Malcolm: Why? You've got a girl that's crazy about you. Reese: But it's just wrong. She's my buddy. The best friend I've ever had. But in a roll around the floor and make her smell my armpit kind of way. Malcolm: Everyone has their own kind of foreplay. The important thing now is how you feel about her. Reese: It's hard to say. Now when I think about her, I get all nervous in my stomach. Like my bowels could cut loose at any moment. Malcolm: That's love, dude. Reese: Wow. You'd think somebody would put that in a song.