Malcolm: Craig, did you do this?
Craig: Do what?
Malcolm: Those vitamins that were recalled. Did you clear off this shelf?
Craig: Doesn't sound like me. Six coats of wax, and I buttered up my socks. The record's going down.
Malcolm: You know, things have been getting really weird around here. I mean, think about it. Last night, all the clocks in the display case were synchronized to the same time. And the night before that, all the fingerprints were cleaned off the freezer doors.
Craig: Malcolm, I think you're forgetting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"