Reese: Craig, I'd like to welcome you to the first day of your new, more vicious life. I give you the human body. For clarity, we've divided it into the three major theaters of operation. The head. The torso.
Craig: And what are those?
Reese: You know what those are. Now the first thing you need to know is that this is all about pride. Do you have pride, Craig?
Craig: Yes.
Reese: Okay, that is not the answer I was looking for. You show me a man with pride, and I'll show you a man with limited options. Let's say that this is your opponent, and he's coming after you. "Hey, man, we can work this out. I didn't know she was your girl." [sticks fingers in the boiled egg "eyes"] See? Now he's blind, and you have the time to really get creative. Personally, I like to leave at least one sense intact so he knows what's happening to him. [eats egg]
Craig: I knew I came to the right place.