Lois: Reese, what do you think you're you doing?
Reese: Look, there's something you should know. Dad's been sleepwalking every night for the past week. He's in the kitchen right now, making me paella.
Lois: What are you talking about?
Reese: It's because he's stressed out about picking a present for your anniversary.
Lois: Oh, you're kidding.
Reese: Don't worry, right now he'll do anything you say, and he won't even remember the conversation the next day. So, you can go out there, and end his suffering. He's a good man. Treat him right. Oh, and don't make him drink out of the toilet. It's not as satisfying as you think.