Robin Quote #885
Quote from Robin in No Questions Asked
Robin: We were both gonna bolt off and Ione-wolf it without telling the other person a thing.
Barney: Why do we do that?
Robin: I don't know. Maybe we're just incapable of working as a unit.
Barney: You know, I bet even Ione wolves can learn to work together.
Robin: I'd like to think so.
Barney: They could build their little woodland den together.
Robin: Roam together.
Barney: Hunt together.
Robin: Lure prey into a tight corner and...
Both: Snap its limbs with our powerful jaws and watch the life drain from its eyes. Aw.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
Quote from Barney
Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.