Future Ted Quote #151

Quote from Future Ted in Architect of Destruction

Ted: Listen, Zoey, I think we can save The Arcadian. No. Maybe not in the way you were picturing, but I stayed up all night working on a new concept, all right? What if my design could incorporate The Arcadian's facade into the new GNB headquarters?
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, it was one of those moments in life where everything comes together... the girl, the building, everything, until...
Ted: Are you married?
Zoey: Yeah. So you were saying, the facade will be completely preserved?
[flashback:]
Ted: This isn't about the girl. It's about the building.
[present:]
Future Ted: Yeah, it was about the girl.

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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.

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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!

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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".