Barney Quote #1962
Quote from Barney in No Questions Asked
Barney: Can't your guys just fire blanks?
Robin: At a wedding? Heh. Yeah, that's romantic.
Barney: I just wish I would have known about the guns.
Robin: Well, I wish I'd known about the doves. That's the problem with us. We don't think about checking with the other person before doing something. Honestly, I think that's what broke us up the first time. We're both Ione wolves, always off in our own worlds.
Barney: That's not gonna work.
Robin: Not in a marriage, no.
Barney: What? Sorry, I was thinking about getting the doves little Kevlar tuxedos, but that's not gonna work. There's no time for fitting.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.