Robin Quote #756
Quote from Robin in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Robin: Um, I would do what my dad did: tough love.
[fantasy scene with Robin storming into six-year-old Marvin's room:]
Robin: You know where you're headed, chief? The British Columbia Military School for Boys. Of course, you're actually a boy, so at least you won't have to shave off all your hair and burn your "girlie" clothing in an old oil drum while your father stands there and laughs at you through the flames! Oh, my God!
[reality:]
Robin: I think that Robin wins this round because we love her and she's in a safe space, right, guys?
Barney: Robin matters!
Lily: Yay! Totally.
Ted: Now, that's just one point, right?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Who Wants To Be A Godparent’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[Barney goes to Marshall and Lily's apartment dressed like a farmer and playing a banjo:]
Barney: [singing] Bro McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-bro And on that farm he had some chicks E-I-E-I-bro With a hot chick here and a dumb chick there...
Quote from Barney
[Barney goes to Marshall and Lily's apartment dressed like a bus driver]
Barney: [singing] The boobs on the bus go up and down Up and down, up and down The boobs on the bus go up and down [Marshall slams the door, then opens it] All through the town.
Quote from Barney
[Barney goes to Marshall and Lily's apartment dressed like a sailor]
Barney: [singing] Bro, bro, bro your broat Gently to the bar Hit on sluts, then do ten shots and...