Barney Quote #1734
Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Robin: What? You think you can bribe them with a stroller? They already got one, foo.
Barney: Oh, this is no stroller, Robin. I call it the Broller. Go ahead. Look inside.
Robin: I don't get it. I don't see anything.
Barney: Yeah, but Papa does.
Ted: Are those Robin's boobies?
Barney: When new nubile hotties lean in to inspect your bundle of joy, you can inspect their bundles of joy. The Broller. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff.
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